{"id":320,"date":"2018-02-27T19:33:44","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T18:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eutectic.fr\/?page_id=320"},"modified":"2018-02-27T21:34:05","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T20:34:05","slug":"ya-un-os","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/?page_id=320","title":{"rendered":"Y\u2019a un os !"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Une femme perd son mari, il \u00e9tait encore de la force de l\u2019\u00e2ge, un bois bien vert\u00a0!<br \/>\nElle lui coupe le p\u00e9nis et le met dans une calebasse poussini\u00e8re.<br \/>\nPuis elle nourrit son p\u00e9nis\u2026<\/h4>\n<p>On dit\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0A force de ronger toujours le m\u00eame os, \u00a0il finit par nous rester en travers de la gorge\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Mon \u0153il oui, tu te bouffes jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la derni\u00e8re esquille!<\/p>\n<p>Soir\u00e9e tourisme du transit, depuis le fumet de la c\u00f4telette jusqu\u2019aux douces effluves de nos corps.<\/p>\n<p>Des contes o\u00f9 l\u2019on finit par rire de nos obsessions, obstinations et ent\u00eatements.<\/p>\n<p>Mais ne pas se m\u00e9prendre, c\u2019est une\u00a0 racont\u00e9e tr\u00e8s po\u00e9tique\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Age\u00a0: ados et adultes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une femme perd son mari, il \u00e9tait encore de la force de l\u2019\u00e2ge, un bois bien vert\u00a0! Elle lui coupe le p\u00e9nis et le met dans une calebasse poussini\u00e8re. Puis elle nourrit son p\u00e9nis\u2026 On dit\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0A force de ronger toujours le m\u00eame os, \u00a0il finit par nous rester en travers de la gorge\u00a0\u00bb. Mon &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/?page_id=320\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Y\u2019a un os !&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eutectic.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}